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The winning "candidates" in his satirical
rendition of the presidential campaign were Biscuits
and Gravy, turkeys raised in Mathias, W.Va. Their names
came out on top on an online contest.
"It was a close race. You might say it was neck
and neck," Bush said. He spoke in the Rose Garden
during a rare joint appearance with Vice President Dick
Cheney.
"It came down to a few battleground states. It
was a tough contest, and it turned out some 527 organizations
got involved, including Barnyard Animals for Truth,"
Bush said, mocking the free-spending independent groups
like Swiftboat Veterans for Truth known as 527s. The
group raised questions about Democrat John Kerry's service
in the Vietnam War.
"There was a scurrilous film that came out, 'Fahrenheit
375 Degrees At 10 Minutes Per Pound,"' he said,
panning "Fahrenheit 9/11," the documentary
film that assailed him over the handling of the Sept.
11 attacks and the war on terrorism.
As Bush spoke, the two birds pecked at hedges in the
Rose Garden. After his remarks, Bush, wary after being
pecked in the midsection three years ago, kept a firm
grip on one bird's neck.
He said the birds would live out their lives at Frying
Pan Park in Herndon, Va., which raises farm animals.
That drew an objection from People for the Ethical
Treatment of Animals, which said the turkeys would live
in more humane conditions at an animal sanctuary.
The turkeys Bush pardoned last year died within
three months after their "pardons,"
a result of drugs that make them grow excessively, the
group said.
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